Still Married

Still Married? Even though she never closes a cabinet door or throws out wrappers, even though he never replaces the toilet paper roll and sometimes doesn’t even flush? Even though he plays incessant video games and never plans (or makes) dinner? Even though she says “revert back” on work calls? Mazel Tov! You’ve got this! Collect your patch(es). #stillmarried #pandemicpatches

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